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　　But in the Starbucks his partner, encountered joke must not be less. Customers rushed in and shouted: "give me a glass of Lanshan!" You said no, he was anxious: "how do I remember in other Starbucks drink?" There are little charcoal roasted coffee, kopi luwak like, if say a pot of tea, can be understood, those asked Snow top coffee and baozi fan is how to think?
　　As a Starbucks don't often go to the customer, how can it make a slightly higher and conform to no conventional pattern?
　　Point is the key. When you light approach slow twist wipes duplicate peach told the clerk to your needs, not only around the customer look askance at in succession, the clerk will not leak traces give a hero cherish hero of your eyes. And at the same time, your life is shining, in the words of wisdom, "not in coffee is on his way to the cafe."
　　First of all to understand the cup size, Tall, Grande, Venti these three words are not English, but Italian, they are corresponding to 12oz, 20oz, 16oz.
　　Correspond with tall is short, but the cup has been abandoned by the menu board, because it is really too small, only 240 ml, drink a cup of iced Frappuccino is not enough to fill the teeth of the morning to eat deep fried dough sticks. Smaller cup is the capacity of the Espresso cup, 3oz, only to install Espresso, it is a concentrated coffee. If it's not a complete X, or do not point it, otherwise you will know what the street at four a.m..
　　If you order coffee, you can often make a low caffeine, so that the taste of the same time, do not have to worry about every night at the ceiling of the number of stars. If you think the coffee taste is not strong enough, try to add a concentrated coffee, your four dollars.
　　Well-known latte is no sugar. If you want to in the bar with five packets of sugar when I didn't say anything, but these vanilla, hazelnut, caramel, almonds, raspberry sugar is to another world, the winter will have too imperial concubine Hazelnut Latte and Jin Jiang latte, do not have some flavor.
　　Milk can also be replaced, whole milk for skimmed milk or soy milk. "Latte Grande, Milk Soy", be sure not to show your back. Learn English know soy is the meaning of soy milk, which is prepared for vegetarians, as sugar free vanilla syrup is for people with diabetes to prepare.
　　When you say soy milk, instant force grid bursting, environmental, health, high-end, international fan everything to you rush to instantly side shine a variety of labels, because you truly understand the international norm to drink coffee.
　　If you order a star, you can remove the cream. Additional add cream in the latte also, you can also request all sauce added to the cream on, strawberry sauce, caramel sauce, chocolate sauce, even to latte Riga red bean paste this thing is done.
　　There is less ice, less sugar these are normal requirements. Actually under normal circumstances, "little ice, less sugar" enough staff in accordance with the standard operation, like "three sugar, five pieces of ice," this moment will enable your aura around the, various others bow in homage.
　　Order is a special thing. If you are not too busy, and more time to chat with the clerk, to understand the knowledge of coffee, they will not refuse such a good opportunity to communicate with customers.