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郭德纲恶搞周立波台词谁有得阿，要用它做相声台词。谢谢……

2025-03-16 15:53:42
推荐回答（4个）
回答1：

听交响乐高雅，看相声低俗；听明星假唱高雅，看网络原创低俗；看人体艺术高雅，两口子讲黄色笑话低俗；喝咖啡高雅，吃大蒜低俗。高尔基教导我们说：去他奶奶个揝儿（头发挽成一个球状放在脑后叫“揝儿”）吧！

回答2：

听交响乐高雅！看相声低俗？
听明星假唱高雅！看网络原创低俗？
看人体艺术高雅！两口子讲hsxh低俗？
喝咖啡高雅！吃大蒜低俗？

回答3：

周立波 就一杂，种 艹的

回答4：

你可以到百度百科里有!

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