跪求英语六人搞笑剧本

                                  On The Way Home回家的路上 

Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑. 

A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊? 

B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢. 

All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚) 

C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了. 

ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮) 

A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢? 

D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)

All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 

大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 

突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E? 

A(对F说) E, F 呢? 

F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊. 

Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E 

B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处) 

C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起. 

D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗. 

F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉. 

A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗. 

Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!

B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了! 

D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了! 

F: Hurry up!
快过去看看! 

Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫) 

ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样? 

E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫) 

A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.! 

All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了! 

They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人. 

B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧! 

All: let’s go!
走!

B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.

They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去. 

The End
剧终

剧本是一种文学形式，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员根据剧本进行演出。与剧本类似的词汇还包括脚本、剧作等等。

它以代言体方式为主，表现故事情节的文学样式。剧本的写作，最重要的是能够被舞台上搬演，戏剧文本不算是艺术的完成，只能说完成了一半，用于舞台演出才是最终艺术的呈现，称为“脚本”（即“演出文本”或“演出本”）。

On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.

They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
The End
剧终
不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.