帮忙用地道英语翻译一下这个小故事

Accidentally met a matter car that let the person think deeply,make to smile to the some station to come up a three people on the bus last night, the father has been test child's English after get on the car.Child is 7,8-year-old and small fat 墩 , should be the work salary stratum from packing to see the parents, father to baby-talk:"does mother report a violin class to you, start, like to learn not at 8:00 tomorrow morning?"The son is a language not.The father and then way:"pull to learn the dancing after 10:00, learn to paint at 1:00 P.M., learn the martial arts 3:00, learn the 奥 number at 6:00 P.M.!Son, then you go home and then is fat for your a pair at one feed to beat after love do what do what"the small fat 墩 impatiently makes reference to, " me learn the martial arts through!"Public all 汉 ! Have mercy on the world parents' heart! The self-study of last night of time of study be late, secretly taking the walkman to come out to hear, the side hear the side to secretly say with colleague:"the teacher came in to tell me", the result a classmate together eye to come over~~~(why?Didn't you lead to take the career that the ear fills to talk?) Most miserably of is a form master from a the position uprising of the row say"seek me to occupy?"

Even last night in a bus met people food for thought, funny thing

Car to a stop up a family of three, on the train after the father has been test children in English. The child is a 7,8-year-old小胖Tun, from the dress to see parents

Should be a working-class, the father of the child the words: "Mom reported to you a violin classes, 8:00 to start tomorrow morning, do not like school?" Children are not words. Father

Also: "The pulled after 10:00 to learn to dance, 13:00 study painting, martial arts school 3:00, 18:00 Mathematical Olympiad school! Son, and then you love

What to do on what "小胖Tun said impatiently," I go home after school martial arts END give you both a fat beat! "Jiehan everyone!

Poor Parents ah!

晚自习on school days late, secretly holding out walkman listening, secretly listened to my colleagues said: "The teacher came to tell me

"Watch the results come together with the whole class ~ ~ ~ (why? You do not have the experience to bring earplugs speech right?)

Worse still is the class from the first row position to stand up and say "ah me something?"

Accidentally met a matter car that let the person think deeply,make to smile to the some station to come up a three people on the bus last night, the father has been test child's English after get on the car.Child is 7,8-year-old and small fat 墩 , should be the work salary stratum from packing to see the parents, father to baby-talk:"does mother report a violin class to you, start, like to learn not at 8:00 tomorrow morning?"The son is a language not.The father and then way:"pull to learn the dancing after 10:00, learn to paint at 1:00 P.M., learn the martial arts 3:00, learn the 奥 number at 6:00 P.M.!Son, then you go home and then is fat for your a pair at one feed to beat after love do what do what"the small fat 墩 impatiently makes reference to, " me learn the martial arts through!"Public all 汉 ! Have mercy on the world parents' heart! The self-study of last night of time of study be late, secretly taking the walkman to come out to hear, the side hear the side to secretly say with colleague:"the teacher came in to tell me", the result a classmate together eye to come over~~~(why?Didn't you lead to take the career that the ear fills to talk?) Most miserably of is a form master from a the position uprising of the row say"seek me to occupy?"

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