求六年级英语朗诵稿，十万火急！！

最好是幽默点的，不要太长也不要太短。3分钟内，要有译文，谢

2025-03-02 10:01:42

推荐回答（3个）

回答1：

　　Spring

　　By Thomas Nash

　　1． Spring , the sweet Spring ,

　　is the year’ s pleasant king ;

　　Then blooms each thing ,

　　then maids dance in a ring ,

　　Cold doth not sting ,

　　the pretty birds do sing ,

　　Cuckoo , jug – jug , pu – we ,

　　to – witta – woo !

　　2． The palm and may make country houses gay ,

　　Lambs frisk and play , the shepherds pipe all day ,

　　And we hear aye birds tune this merry lay ,

　　Cuckoo , jug – jug , pu – we ,

　　To – witta –woo!

　　3． The fields breathe sweet , the daisies kiss our feer ,

　　Young lovers meet ,

　　Old wives a – sunning sit ,

　　In every street these tunes our ears do greet ,

　　Cuckoo , jug – jug , pu we ,

　　to – wirtta – woo !

　　Spting ! The sweet Spring !

　　春天

　　托马斯·纳什

　　Thomas Nash 托马斯·纳什（1567－1501）英国小册子作者、诗人、剧作家。1598－1590年，他参加乐清教徒论战，之后写了他最成功的英文流浪汉小说《倒楣的旅行家》。

　　这首诗描写了春回大地时，万物生机盎然的景象。

　　1．春光！甜美的春光！

　　生机盎然，衰领年光；

　　万物绽放，

　　姑娘们跳舞转成圈

　　严寒不再刺骨,

　　小鸟漫吟树间，

　　咕咕，吱吱，喂喂，吐－味特－乌！

　　2．棕榈、五月花装点村舍，

　　小洋羔嬉戏活泼，

　　牧人们整天吹奏竹笛，

　　听到了鸟群在赞赏应和，

　　咕咕，吱吱，喂喂，吐－味特－乌！

　　3．田野飘香，小雏菊吻着鞋帮，

　　青年爱侣幽会，

　　家主婆坐着晒太阳，

　　街头充耳而来的是这些欢唱，

　　咕咕，吱吱，喂喂，吐－味特－乌！

　　春光！甜美的春光！

　　我找的不知道行不行

回答2：

自己选一篇吧
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
呵呵,一个比一个效率高.

Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"

“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

回答3：

是他的错

比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。

上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说：“我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。”

“是，妈妈，”两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。

他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈，”他说：“波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”艾伦太太是他们的邻居。

“他是个坏孩子，”他的妈妈说。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的？”

“我朝他扔了一块石子，”比利回答：“他赶紧蹲下。”

Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child．

Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too．

One evening Mr．and Mrs．Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival．“This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes，”said Mr．Taylor．

Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about？”“We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's coming，”his mother answered．

“ It's no use，”said Pat hopelessly．“ He'll follow us there．”

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