It happened on a Monday
那个周一是我一生中都无法忘怀的时光
It was my baby’s birthday
那天是我亲爱的男友的生日
I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat
我们的爱让我不由自主地去给他一个惊喜
He said he’d be late working
他说他要加班晚点过来
He’d call me when he’s leaving
他过来的时候会给我打电话
Off I went to get him something
我想我有足够的时间去给他买礼物了
Ain’t I just too sweet
我想我一定很善解人意
So I cruised downtown to Armani
我去了名牌专卖店-阿玛尼
To find him something trendy
想给他打扮得玉树临风
And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me
我突然想起了我大爱的Jimmy Choos鞋子
So I text the girls from my car
我给我的小伙伴们发了信息给他庆生
Meet me at Eleven Bar
定好了11号酒吧不见不散
We made quite an entrance
我们快马加鞭地赶到了那里
That’s when I got punked
无心之举却让我恍然大悟
Chorus:My boyfriend is gay
我亲爱的男友居然是GAY!
I know it sounds cliché
我知道这听起来简直像电影中才会出现的无稽之谈
That everybody saw right through this guy but me
原来大家一早就看透了他是个GAY只有我还被蒙在鼓里
My boyfriend is gay
我亲爱的男友居然是GAY!
Should’ve known by the way
从他的所作所为我应该一早就知道的
He tivoed every episode of RHOC
他录下了每一集的肥皂剧(桔子镇贵妇的真实生活)
My boyfriend is gay
我亲爱的男友居然是GAY!
He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy
他人很好很出色可是这样优秀的男人居然爱着另一个男人!
His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
从他对颜色和饮品的喜好来看我应该一早就知道他是个GAY的!
My boyfriend is gay
我亲爱的男友居然是GAY!
I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy
我试图不去想这些事但我还是看见他和另一个男人在一起
You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw
哦!你们应该看看他在看每一集的肥皂剧的时候哭的那叫一个梨花带雨!
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Fast forward to next Friday
马上就下周五了
It’s not like I’ve been crying
我不应该再像这样继续哭下去了
Deep down I think I must have knew it all along
其实在我心里一早就知道他是GAY的
Maybe it was his Cher playlist
可能是他的Cher播放曲单
Or his craving to be A-list
又可能他想成为一个完美无瑕的人
Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)
又可能他对布兰妮的每句歌词都烂熟于心(哦宝贝,宝贝)
Perhaps it was that poodle
可能是他的贵宾情人
Or those cheese filled strudels
又可能是他那一流的点心手艺
He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand
他习惯了喝Frappuccino那样奢华的饮品
Well I must have just been kidding
好吧 我肯定是得了臆想症
Myself into thinking
我应该冷静下来好好想想
I was more than him experimenting(Damn)
我对他而言只是一个实验品吗?
Well, It happened on a Monday
好吧 这个星期一是我永远无法释怀的日子
No it wasn’t such a fun day
不过 不得不承认这也是很戏剧性的一天
When I finally realized what I always knew
当我心存的最后一线希望被事实所湮灭
lalalalalalalalalalalalalala~
你是个同性恋么
买波诶弗乱得噎死呃给