有没有一个很短的笑话，英语的，十万火急呀~~！！

这个五年级应该可以理解吧，也很短呀！

One of Harry'feet was bigger than the other."l can never find boots and shoes for my feet",he said to his friend Dick.
Harry的一只脚比另一只脚大，“我从来找不到适合我脚的鞋”，他对他的朋友Dirk说。

"why don't you go to a shoemarker ?"dick said "a good one can make you the right shoes?”
“为什么你不去找个鞋厂订做呢？”Dirk说，“好鞋厂肯定会为你做合适的鞋。”

“l've never been to a shoemaker . ”harry said“aren't they very expensive?”
“我倒没有去找过鞋厂”，Harry说，“那样会不会很贵？”

“no”dick said“some of them aren't.there's a good one in our village,and he's quiet cheap .Here's his address ”he wrote something on a piece of paper and gave it to harry.
harry went to the shop agine a week later ang looker at the shoemaker angrily ."you're a foolish man !l said ‘make one shoe bigger than the other 'but you've made one smaller than the other!”
“不”，Dirk说道，“有一些并不贵。在我们村那边就有一个好的，价钱相当便宜，这是它的地址”，说着在纸条了写了一些东西给了Harry。Harry一周后又生气地去了那个鞋厂，“笨蛋，我要地是一只鞋比另一只大，而你们却给我做了一只比另一只小”！