The Fairest of the Fair
Aphrodite Athena
Hera Paris
Athena: I am so bored. There is nothing to do up here in MountOlympus.
Hera: Athena My dear, you just have to learn to keep busy.
Athena: You call polishing thunderbolts keeping busy? No thanks.
Hera: Well, I am perfectly happy doing this and occasionally helping out
humans. Why did you know that just the other day I was talking to this nice man named Orpheus whose wife just died.
Athena: Oh, how sad.
Hera: Yes it was but thanks to my help, he is on his way to the underworld
to retrieve his wife as we speak.
Athena: How did you manage that?
Hera: Being the queen of the gods pays off. All I had to do is pull some
divine strings and (snap) Shazam! Back from the dead.
Athena: You owe Hades big time don ya.
Hera: Oh yeah.
Athena :Well hopefully Aphrodite will bring something exciting in the mail.
Hera: Look here she comes.
Aphrodite: Ladies, afternoon mail is here. Let’s see. Athena another bill
from your helmet polisher and Hera here is all of Zeus’s mail. I know you like to sift through it before giving it to him.
Hera: It’s our little secret right.
Aphrodite: Right. Oh and before I forget. . .
Athena: No! I refuse to sit here and listen to you read your thousands of love letters.
Aph. I wasn’t going to do that. No, this is special. Ladies look at
this. . . (She pulls out a golden apple.)
Athena: A golden apple, Oh those are so rare. Hardly anyone comes across
those.
Hera: Not very many people or gods know where they grow.
Athena: I do! (in a teacher voice) The golden apples grow at the western tip of the word. They are guarded by Atlas’s three daughters AKA the Nymphs of the West. Many have said that these three creatures-
Aph.: (cuts off Athena with attitude) not in the mood for a history
lesson. (Athena gives her a dirty look) Anyway, look at the inscription
(reads) or the fairest of the fair."
Athena: The fairest of the fair?
Aph.: That’s what the label says.
Hera : Well, Aphrodite that obviously means that it was meant for you.
Athena: Probably.
Aph. (exaggerated modesty) Stop joking. Surely you don’t suggest I ?why
it’s too silly for words.
Athena: Save it.
Hera: Really, Aphrodite how could anyone possibly think that it was meant
for me. I mean I’m older than you.
Aph.: Just because your years older. Doesn’t mean-
Hera: I said older, not years older. You make me sound ancient.
Athena: But Hera if you refuse the apple then surely you don’t think that I??
Aph. Oh, yes. The apple must be yours, Athena. No one else in Olympus has a figure like yours
Athena: Yeah but look at Hera’s velvety skin.
Hera: What about Aphrodite’s hair?
Aph.: Honestly Hera consider Athena’s eyes.
Athena: (To Aphrodite) And your perfect nose. (To Hera) And your lovely
mouth.
Aph.: Athena is right about your mouth Hera.
Athena: And there is Aphrodite’s posture-
Hera: And Athena’s lovely ear lobes-
(Aphrodite raises her hand in silence and gasps.)
Aph. It is obvious that none of us can decide whom this apple belongs to.
Honestly who was the halfwit who thought three women could decide who was
the most beautiful among them.
Hera (Sighs) I suggest that you just throw the silly thing down the hill.
Athena: Or return to sender, Addressee Unknown.
Aph. You both are right That’s what I do.
Both Athena and Hera: But Aphrodite!
Aph. Yes.
Athena: Well it’s just that someone must have taken a lot of time to carve
that inscription into the apple. It is solid gold.
Hera: Yeah and don’t you think that returning it would be rude after all the work put into it? I’ll tell you what, to make it easy on us all, I will just take it.
Athena: Hera I couldn’t allow you to have to burden yourself so I guess I will have to. .
Aphrodite: I couldn’t possibly let you both to make that kind of sacrifice.
I’m the one who picked the silly thing up so I will just have to force
myself to keep it.
Athena: (Sighs) I think we’are right back where we stared.
Hera: That抯 it!
Athena and Aph.: That’s what?
Hera: (recites) the one above must go below to find the one in three.
Aph. What-
Athena: She’s quoting the Oracle of Delphi again.
Hera: What we need is a man. A human man to decide.
Athena: What a great idea Hera!
Hera: Let the first man to walk beneath this spot be the one. I Hera
command it.
Athena: Oh this is so exciting! I wonder who it will be.
Aph. I hope he’s handsome.
Athena: I hope he’s intelligent.
Hera: I hope he appreciates older women.
Athena: Behold he comes!
Aph.: Good ?orrow stranger!
Paris Oh! Hi there. I seem to be lost. do you know what this place is?
Hera: What is your name, earth person?
Paris: I’m Paris, Paris of Troy. Pleased to meet you I lost my sense
of direction. This isn’t the way to Troy is it?
Aph.: Paris, we seem to be having some trouble making a decision and we were
wondering if you could help us.
Paris: I’m always willing to help a pretty lady.
Athena & Hera: Eh-hem?
Paris: Excuse me, pretty ladies. (Flirtatious)
Athena: Do you see this apple?
Paris: Mmmmm Thanks! I haven’t had lunch yet and I love apples.
Aph. No, no, no. This isn’t an eating apple. It’t solid gold.
Paris: Cool! I can get into the Olympics for the rest of my life with the
money from this-
Hera: No, no, no the apple is not for you.
Athena: What we want you to do is give this apple to whichever one you think is the fairest of the fair.
Paris: The fairest of the fair? But you’re all good looking.
Hera: Yes but one of us has to be just a teeny-weeny bit prettier
Aph.: Paris can I have a private word with you. (Takes him aside)
Hera: Oh no she didn’t!
Athena: Oh yes she did. (Hera and Athena evesdrop)
Aph.: Obviously, this whole thing is just some sort of a game to us. I mean none of us really takes it seriously. So here’s what I’ll do to make your decision a lot easier. If you give me that apple I will get you a date with the most beautiful woman in the world- Helen, queen of Sparta.
Paris: Would you really? Do you have her phone number and everything?
Aph.: Trust me Paris, I have connections.
Hera: Paris can I have a word with you. In private. (Glares at Aph. Who
moves over with Athena)
Paris: Of course.
Hera: Now Paris if you give that apple to me I will make you rich.
Paris: Richer than Midas?
Athena: Paris! (Pushes Aph away towards Hera)
Paris: You want to make things easy for me too I bet.
Athena (sad attempt to flirt) Give the apple to me and I will make you a great warrior
Paris: Would I be able to beat up Achilles. He is always showing off his
muscles.
Athena: When you get through with him he will look like Greek ruin.
Aphrodite: Paris we’re waiting for your answer.
Athena: Paris? Remember Athena
Hera: Paris- remember Hera
Aph.: Paris remember Helen Queen Helen of Sparta 555-HOTT
Paris: The golden apple is yours Aphrodite!
Aph.: Thanks Paris! (She exits)
Paris: I hope you to ladies aren’t to disappoint no hard feelings right?
Athena: No. No hard feelings at all.
Hera: Why should we care if you picked Aphrodite. Fair is fair
Athena: As a matter of facts I think that we ought to give Paris a present
too Hera. Just to show that we have no hard feelings
Hera: Good idea, Paris we are going to give you a wonderful present.
Paris: you are what it going to be?
Athena: (looks knowingly at Hera) A Trojan Horse.
这个是希腊神话《金苹果>>
以下是一个10分钟左右的英文剧本,改编自希腊神话中俄狄浦斯的故事。
俄狄浦斯王
角色:
1. 俄狄浦斯
2. 提瑞西阿斯
3. 波吕尼克斯
4. 克瑞翁
5. 伊俄卡斯忒
6. 牧羊人
7. 报信人
(舞台上有一座帐篷,俄狄浦斯王坐在帐篷中,他的母亲伊俄卡斯忒坐在旁边。)
俄狄浦斯王: (忧心忡忡)母亲,我无法理解,为什么神明要以这种方式对我示爱。
伊俄卡斯忒: (安慰他)我的孩子,这是命运。你无法抗拒。
(突然,帐篷外传来争吵声。俄狄浦斯王和伊俄卡斯忒惊讶地看着对方。接着,波吕尼克斯和克瑞翁兄弟俩互相抓住对方的衣服,彼此愤怒地争辩着返念岁。)
波吕尼克斯: (指责)你是为了权力,不是为了兄弟情!你不配做我们的兄弟!
克瑞翁: (反驳)你才是为了权力!我只是为了保护我们的家园!
(俄狄浦斯王走上前去,试图劝解他们的争吵。)
俄狄浦斯王: (严肃地)你们是我的兄弟,我们的命运相连。现在,请你们向我展示你们的忠诚。
(牧羊人进入帐篷,向俄狄浦斯王报告一个重要的消息。)
牧羊人: (紧张地)陛下,据可靠消息,那个预言已经应验了。那个孩子…他是你的儿子。
(俄狄浦斯王震惊地看着牧羊人,然后转向他的母亲高橘伊俄卡斯忒。)
俄狄浦斯王: (悲伤地)母亲,你欺骗了我。你背叛了我。我竟然亲手杀了我的父亲!
(伊俄卡斯忒痛苦地看着漏睁他,然后倒在地上。报信人进入帐篷,向俄狄浦斯王传达了波吕尼克斯的遗言。)
报信人: (传达遗言)波吕尼克斯在临死前说…他希望你能原谅他,并永远怀念你们之间的兄弟情。
(俄狄浦斯王悲伤地回应,然后转向克瑞翁。)
俄狄浦斯王: (承诺)克瑞翁,我会尽我所能,让我们的国家再次繁荣昌盛。我会让这个孩子活下去,让他成为我们国家的新国王。
(克瑞翁表示感谢,然后转向他的兄弟姐妹们。)
克瑞翁: (感慨地)让我们团结起来,为我们的国家而努力!让我们的兄弟情永远延续下去!
(大家齐声响应,表示支持。最后,舞台上升起一尊金色的雕像,象征着团结和繁荣的未来。)
幕下。