Friends中那一集最搞笑？

Friends中第五季第14集最搞笑

超级爆笑~~~~~~~以下是本集的中英文台词~~~~~~~~~~

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你们看，丑裸男在收拾东西
Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes.

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看样子我们的裸友要搬家了
I'd say our naked buddy is moving.

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讽刺的是大部分的箱子都标示着“衣服”
Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes."

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我会怀念那个大屁股的
I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt.

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鸡肉炒饭没了
And we're done with the chicken fried rice.

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如果他要搬走我可以去把那里租下来
If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!

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好主意跟你们遥遥相对多好玩啊
It would be so cool to live across from you guys.

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那我们就可以玩电话游戏
We could do that telephone thing...

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你一个罐子，我们一个罐子中间有一条线
...where you have a can, we have a can...

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或者中间有一条线
...and it's connected by a string.

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或者我们也可以打真的电话
Or we could do the actual telephone thing.

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糟糕，他的第三点就到胶带了
He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it.

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快撕掉啊，肥仔
Get it off, fat man! Get it off!

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糟糕，他想慢慢撕下来
Oh, no, he's trying to pull it off slowly.

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相信我，撕胶带一定要快狠准
Take it from me, if you're gonna pull tape off yourself, it's gotta be in one quick motion.

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就像那样
Like that.

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老友记 Friends S05E14
The One Where Everyone Finds Out

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天哪，我爱死这层公寓了
Oh, my God. I love this apartment!

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很完美吧?
Isn't it perfect?

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我居然没发现这里有这么棒
I can't believe I never realized how great it is!

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因为你的目光会马上移到丑裸男身上
Because your eye goes to the big naked man.

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太棒了
It's amazing!

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你最好赶快去申请否则我会抢先
Hurry up with an application, or I'll beat you to it.

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没想到会有这一天我要去用丑裸男的厕所了
Well, I'm going to use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.

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你看，是莫妮卡和钱德
Look! There's Monica and Chandler.

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喂，你们好，喂
Hey, you guys!

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钱德和莫妮卡!
Chandler and Monica!

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天哪
Oh, my God!

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我要瞎了! 我要瞎了
Oh, my eyes!

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我要瞎了! 我要瞎了
My eyes!

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没事的
It's okay!

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不! 他们搞在一起我知道，我知道
- They're doing it! - I know!

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我知道．你知道?
- I know! - You know?

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对，我知道，乔伊也知道．但罗斯不知道 所以你别再叫了
Yes, I know it. J
oey knows, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming!

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怎么了?
What's going on?

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怎么了? 没事
- What? - Nothing!

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我们只是好兴奋你要搬来这里
We are so excited that you'll get this apartment!

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这里的确很棒
Looks really good.

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这里的确很棒
Looks pretty good!

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快过来啊
Get in here! Come on!

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你是说每次莫妮卡和钱德
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler...

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去洗衣服或买东西或…
...were doing laundry or going grocery shopping?

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她每次跟伤心的琳达讲电话
The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp?

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嘿咻，嘿咻，色情电话
Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it.

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真不敢相信
I can't believe it!

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真是太好了…对男方来说
I think it's great. For him.

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女方可以有更好的对象
She could do better.

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你们好
Hey, you guys.

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乔伊，快过来
Come here!

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菲比发现莫妮卡和钱德的事了
Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler.

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就是他们是朋友，如此而己?
You mean how they're friends and nothing more?

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不，乔伊，她知道了
Joey, she knows.

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我们刚才在丑裸男的公寓看到他们隔着窗户在做
We saw them doing it through the window.

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应该说是靠着窗户在做
Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.

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我们看到他们私通
We saw them fornicating.

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他们知道你知道但是不知道瑞秋知道?
So they know you know, and they don't know that Rachel knows?

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对，但现在这些都不重要了
Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what.

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我们有三个人知道就可以告诉他们了
Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know.

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我再也不必说谎保密了
All the lying and the secrets will finally be over.

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或者我们也可以不告诉他们自己来找点乐子
Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun.

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什么意思?
What do you mean?

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譬如每次他们说要洗衣服我们就给他们一堆衣服洗
If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do.

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我喜欢
I would enjoy that.

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不，你知道怎样更好玩? 告诉他们
You know what would be even more fun? Telling them.

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听起来不好玩 那就让它变好玩
- That doesn't sound like fun.
- So we'll make it fun.

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我们可以学理发店四重唱
We'll do it like a barbershop quartet!

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我们知道…
We know, we know, we know

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不，我想照菲比的做法
No, I want to do Phoebe's thing.

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我没办法再…
I can't take...

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你只要别说我们知道就行了
You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know.

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不要，我没办法再保密了
I can't take anymore secrets.

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我有你们的秘密，他们的秘密还有我自己的秘密
I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own.

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你才没有秘密
You don't have any secrets.

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是吗? 你就不知道我有个企鹅抱枕叫抱宝
Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

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所以…我们要怎么要他们?
How are we going to mess with them?

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你可以利用室友的身分
You could use your position as the roommate.

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我就运用我最大的本钱
And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal.

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我的性感
My sexuality.

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孩子们
Hello, children.

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仔细看，学着点别吃我的饼干
Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie.

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你穿这件外套真好看
That jacket looks great on you.

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是吗? 对，这个料子摸起来好软…
- Really? - The material is so soft.

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二头肌先生
Hello, Mr. Bicep.

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你有在健身吗?
You're working out?

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我有在挤牙膏
I try to squeeze things.

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你还好吗?
Are you okay?

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如果你真的想知道，
If you really want to know...

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我不能告诉你
I can't tell you this.

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菲比，你什么都可以告诉我
You can tell me anything.

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事实上我就是不能告诉你
Actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to.

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但我又最想告诉你
And the one person I want to the most.

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怎么了?
What's going on?

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因为我很久没跟男人在一起了
I just haven't been with a guy in so long...

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有时你一直寻寻觅觅
...and sometimes you're looking for something...

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却没发现他就在你眼前喝咖啡
...and it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee...

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我说太多了吗?
Oh, no. Have I said too much?

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总之你考虑一下，我就会考虑
Just something to think about. I know I will.

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你好可爱
You are so cute.

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你怎么会这么可爱?
How did you get to be so cute?

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我爷爷是瑞典人
My grandfather was Swedish.

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我奶奶其实是只拇指兔
And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny.

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你变得更可爱了
Now you're even cuter.

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这简直是今天的民意
You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say.

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今天在咖啡馆有一件怪事
The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse.

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我觉得菲比在钓我
Phoebe was hitting on me.

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你在说什么?
What are you talking about?

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是真的，菲比觉得我很有魅力
I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.

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不可能
It's not possible.

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抱歉，只是在菲比眼中你的迷人
I'm sorry, Phoebe's just always thought you were charming...

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是无性的
...in a sexless kind of way.

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这种话真是百听不厌
You know, I can't hear that enough.

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抱歉，你应该误解她的意思了
I just think you misunderstood her.

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我没有误解，好吗? 她只差没扑上来
I didn't, okay? She was all over me.

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她还摸我的二头肌尖叫
She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.

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这个二头肌?
This bicep?

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是我现在没挤它
Well, it's not flexed right now.

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为什么你这么难相信菲比对我有意思?
Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me?

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我没有啊
It's not.